Friday, February 1, 2008

Assburger...

One of the other people on our floor seems different. And, not that being different is really a negitive quality; however, I think in this case being different really means making people feel awkward. I think I started on the wrong foot there...

Uh, what I mean is, have you ever seen people walking down the sidewalk in the city, people coming and going, some smiling and laughing, maybe people will say hi. Now, picture a person walking a little be faster than everyone else, head and shoulders poked out infront of their chest, stomping with each passing step and moving their arms about far more than necessary...


Keng(14:30:43): make them move!

D(14:31:01): huh

D(14:31:07): there is assburgerlar

Keng(14:31:16): i can't look

D(14:31:19): look

Keng(14:31:21): is it really?

D(14:31:26): "yeah yeah yeah"

Keng(14:31:29): gallagher's looking right at me

D(14:31:34): that's all he can say

D(14:31:42): 'i'm lungign at assburger

Keng(14:31:47): lol, yep, that was him

D(14:32:01): flashbacks of the urinal incident

Keng(14:32:02): that boy ain't right

D(14:32:32): i know

D(14:32:51): i wonder if he's good at anythign

D(14:33:00): besides making people feel uncomfortable

D(14:33:09): he's a savant at that

Keng(14:33:31): LOL

Keng(14:33:43): dude, "I wonder if he's good at anything"....classic!

Keng(14:33:58): that's pretty much the meanest thing i've ever heard

Keng(14:34:34): i can't stop laughing at that one



To learn more about Assburgers, check out this link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

K Can Be Grouchy...

K(11:02:33): another rant....this morning i've already received emails asking that I boycott mcdonald's b/c they're importing beef from s. america, about how to check gas pumps for aides infected needles (seen that one for the past 10 years), and now about how guys are getting their next rape victims by telling women to not let crafty guys at gas stations tell them that they dropped a $5 bill.


K(11:03:58): i wonder if people in Costa Rica have to deal with those garbage emails? probably not